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Most of us love to watch cartoon shows immaterial what our age is. This is because cartoon shows give a better entertainment than many other shows on T.V. However, many of the shows are intended for small kids that makes them unsuitable for adult viewers.

Recently, I came across South Park Episodes and I was immediately grasped to the humor of the show. All this time I never thought such a quality and adventurous cartoon show will even exist. Today, I’m a die hard fan of South Park show and I regularly watch it and I don’t miss even a minute of the show.

Since I missed the previous shows I tried to watch those online. I searched on the web and I stumbled upon a site where I was able to Watch South Park episodes that I missed. I have also downloaded my favorite episodes on my PC which I watch in my leisure.

You know your guy is technologically challenged when you see the following signs:

5. He feeds his computer chicken soup when there is a virus attack.

4. When you say your computer can download so many bites an hour, he asks “Ouch, does it hurt?”

3. When he is feeling cold, he asks if he can borrow your car’s muffler.

2. He says, “hey cool, your mobile works the TV too,” when you pick up the remote control.

1. His fan and light switches come with instrution manuals.

• Get rid of all the reds, blues, greens and silvers. The coolest nail color this season is white. Just try not to shake your fingers too much in a neon-lit nightclub, else you might just end up spooking someone.
• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Interesting. They used a children’s show to introduce adults to TV sex.
• When we say the hot new thing is a coffee and orange wrap, we’re not exactly talking about a light snack here. It is a heavenly body treatment that will leave your skin glowing with freshness. Just resist the urge to taste any of it. Go on, indulge.
• All those suffering from flat, limp, lifeless and short hair, rejoice. Hair extension are the next best thing to having naturally long hair. Sigh. The lengths people go to for great hair.
• If you plan on escaping the scene of crime by batting your eyelashes and taking off, get an eyelash transplant done. Surgeons are using “plug and sew” methods to give women long sweeping lashes. Better start buying your mascara by the galleon.
• Madrid was the first. Now Italy is next to ban skinny, unhealthy models. Walking toothpicks are told to fatten up or else face unemployment. It doesn’t stop there. They must also submit a medical note, stating they don’t have an eating problem, before they walk the runway. Well, its about time.

If Bond was a woman, then:

• Rather than self-destructing messages, she’d have edible chocolate ones. “This message is crafted out of low-cal chocolate and must be eaten immediately.” Tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
• To hell with those bulky gadgets, they’ll only slow her down. Her handy mail file, hair dryer and compact will do most of the dirty work.
• Cut out the excessive violence, please. She’ll simply invite the villain over for a slumber party and then get him/her to spill the secrets over a batch of margaritas.
• The movies will have hot Bond boys for a change. They will wear teeny tiny briefs and emerge out of the ocean/restaurant/closet wet. We’ll also have new innovative ways to keep them permanently drenched.