News Bits

  • Get rid of all the reds, blues, greens and silvers. The coolest nail color this season is white. Just try not to shake your fingers too much in a neon-lit nightclub, else you might just end up spooking someone.
  • The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Interesting. They used a children’s show to introduce adults to TV sex.
  • When we say the hot new thing is a coffee and orange wrap, we’re not exactly talking about a light snack here. It is a heavenly body treatment that will leave your skin glowing with freshness. Just resist the urge to taste any of it. Go on, indulge.
  • All those suffering from flat, limp, lifeless and short hair, rejoice. Hair extension are the next best thing to having naturally long hair. Sigh. The lengths people go to for great hair.
  • If you plan on escaping the scene of crime by batting your eyelashes and taking off, get an eyelash transplant done. Surgeons are using “plug and sew” methods to give women long sweeping lashes. Better start buying your mascara by the galleon.
  • Madrid was the first. Now Italy is next to ban skinny, unhealthy models. Walking toothpicks are told to fatten up or else face unemployment. It doesn’t stop there. They must also submit a medical note, stating they don’t have an eating problem, before they walk the runway. Well, its about time.

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